What Your Website Needs
"Are you willing to be the next stupid w---- dummy idiot to make a million on the Internet? Of course you are! With GoDaddy that site could be quickly and effectively up overnight. Now, did you choose the correct keywords? Of course not! "Stupid w---- dummy idiot" keywords when Googled has 42 hits. While "I" has 8 billion hits. "You" has 5 trillion hits on Google. Obviously your website's favorite keywords ought not to be You or I. Since that includes everyone. But stupid w---- dummy idiot is unique only 42 of them are on Google. You could really see the back links and how you rank in popularity with these keywords. I don't understand why "You stupid w---- dummy idiot" is only 27, 500 hits? "
To market this website use keywords of "stupid w---- dummy idiot" this will show you when you are pulling search engine traffic. As you can see a stupid w---- dummy idiot is not going to overcome You! So rush over to adsense and see if you can sign up for 5 cents a click for the keyword You. That should drive traffic to your web page. Keywords are like the bait you put on your hook to attract the fish.
After a week the site's statistics show that you are the only daily visitor to the website. You know this can't be right since you're not a stupid w---- dummy idiot! In the short term your site has not been found by the search engines. The expert for traffic you hired says wait for the crawl of the robots. Then the fool left in an el Camino with a 42-D to Las Vegas. You don't see any crawling robots. You do see dandruff.
That's the answer! You're selling the wrong product. Now you can market the correct product. Two million four hundred thousand hits for dandruff that's the kind of niche you're seeking. Contrast that with stupid w---- dummy idiot dandruff with one thousand seven hundred hits.
Why are the fools, excuse me consumers, going to buy my dandruff solution?
Your solution really works! Pour alcohol on your scalp Then mix in Vaseline Spray on hair thickener Stand in the shower and light it while turning on the water.
The FDA states the scabs on the scalp don't flake. A little bit of shoe polish will restore the gloss. Meanwhile you have a perfect excuse for not socializing. You had this horrible hygiene accident.
Everyone knows that the natural hair look is from chemicals, hair irons, and pressure coupled with a blow dryer from hell. Women have the money, hair, time and can suspend logic if you mention "yeah baby, you look better with your hair like that. Step over it and come sit down next to me!" Every lady knows you can't afford to look your natural self.
Now a name for the product: Hair Begone Shampoo Dandruff Eradicator (HBSDE Holds Better Sexy Definitely Erotic) One in two mechanics recommend it for their girl friends. My hands have become softer from running through her hair. They can't keep their hands off of it says one would be blond a brunette.
The website colors were green, white and orange. No sharp angles anywhere. Let the dual applicators apply the patent pending ingredients of dandruff control to the significant feminine other in your life.
Your product website is getting 5000 visitors daily of which 500 are buying. Life is good! Shipping has been bugging you lately about shipping product. You don't have any you keep telling them! As soon as you buy the plant you'll start shipping. Meanwhile never disappoint a customer just change expectations. "You're first in line for a limited product that operates on referral only You now may give referrals to your friends. Otherwise they won't get it!"
Your spokesperson Jenny just jiggles even when standing still. "Let your significant other show you the joys of shampooing. A hand in the hair still leaves one free to fend off the wildness or promote it!"
Your super bowl commercial cited Jenny for unnecessary roughness with her bump and grind when her tresses caught the football.
Jenny appeals to the not specified gender of her significant other. She's strong enough for her and sultry enough for him. As Jenny shows a girl just can't stand still. Come get it on at nearest boutique.
I tried to console WalMart that having their greeters hand out the product isn't the referral I had in mind. Hair Begone is not retail but exclusive.
All in All the Internet does make millionaires possible. More likely not you, but some lucky SOB elsewhere. If you are trying to find the dandruff product that made me rich quit. The real product was a panty cleaner or undergarment spot remover. There's a pent up demand spilling into the market place. Accidents just don't happen on our customer's watch. Truly we've got it covered girl!
I have a new expose ebook I will to let go for $20. It shows how a person can get down to the nitty gritty of the money and living large from it. No more pie in the sky, with Mickey D around the corner. Step on the prosperity stimulus train and glide into your future revenue stream. If you are interested in the book visit: How to make consistent dollars daily
To market this website use keywords of "stupid w---- dummy idiot" this will show you when you are pulling search engine traffic. As you can see a stupid w---- dummy idiot is not going to overcome You! So rush over to adsense and see if you can sign up for 5 cents a click for the keyword You. That should drive traffic to your web page. Keywords are like the bait you put on your hook to attract the fish.
After a week the site's statistics show that you are the only daily visitor to the website. You know this can't be right since you're not a stupid w---- dummy idiot! In the short term your site has not been found by the search engines. The expert for traffic you hired says wait for the crawl of the robots. Then the fool left in an el Camino with a 42-D to Las Vegas. You don't see any crawling robots. You do see dandruff.
That's the answer! You're selling the wrong product. Now you can market the correct product. Two million four hundred thousand hits for dandruff that's the kind of niche you're seeking. Contrast that with stupid w---- dummy idiot dandruff with one thousand seven hundred hits.
Why are the fools, excuse me consumers, going to buy my dandruff solution?
Your solution really works! Pour alcohol on your scalp Then mix in Vaseline Spray on hair thickener Stand in the shower and light it while turning on the water.
The FDA states the scabs on the scalp don't flake. A little bit of shoe polish will restore the gloss. Meanwhile you have a perfect excuse for not socializing. You had this horrible hygiene accident.
Everyone knows that the natural hair look is from chemicals, hair irons, and pressure coupled with a blow dryer from hell. Women have the money, hair, time and can suspend logic if you mention "yeah baby, you look better with your hair like that. Step over it and come sit down next to me!" Every lady knows you can't afford to look your natural self.
Now a name for the product: Hair Begone Shampoo Dandruff Eradicator (HBSDE Holds Better Sexy Definitely Erotic) One in two mechanics recommend it for their girl friends. My hands have become softer from running through her hair. They can't keep their hands off of it says one would be blond a brunette.
The website colors were green, white and orange. No sharp angles anywhere. Let the dual applicators apply the patent pending ingredients of dandruff control to the significant feminine other in your life.
Your product website is getting 5000 visitors daily of which 500 are buying. Life is good! Shipping has been bugging you lately about shipping product. You don't have any you keep telling them! As soon as you buy the plant you'll start shipping. Meanwhile never disappoint a customer just change expectations. "You're first in line for a limited product that operates on referral only You now may give referrals to your friends. Otherwise they won't get it!"
Your spokesperson Jenny just jiggles even when standing still. "Let your significant other show you the joys of shampooing. A hand in the hair still leaves one free to fend off the wildness or promote it!"
Your super bowl commercial cited Jenny for unnecessary roughness with her bump and grind when her tresses caught the football.
Jenny appeals to the not specified gender of her significant other. She's strong enough for her and sultry enough for him. As Jenny shows a girl just can't stand still. Come get it on at nearest boutique.
I tried to console WalMart that having their greeters hand out the product isn't the referral I had in mind. Hair Begone is not retail but exclusive.
All in All the Internet does make millionaires possible. More likely not you, but some lucky SOB elsewhere. If you are trying to find the dandruff product that made me rich quit. The real product was a panty cleaner or undergarment spot remover. There's a pent up demand spilling into the market place. Accidents just don't happen on our customer's watch. Truly we've got it covered girl!
I have a new expose ebook I will to let go for $20. It shows how a person can get down to the nitty gritty of the money and living large from it. No more pie in the sky, with Mickey D around the corner. Step on the prosperity stimulus train and glide into your future revenue stream. If you are interested in the book visit: How to make consistent dollars daily
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